Interesting tenses

The Economist has an essay about about the war in 1865-1870 that seems to have as deeply imprinted itself on Paraguay as the US Civil War imprinted America.

What I want to call attention to, though, is this passage about language, time, and conditionality:

“Guaraní—still spoken by 80% of the population—renders time differently from Western tongues. The future is uncertain: the word for “tomorrow” means “if the sun rises”. The past is divided between what happened, and what was supposed to but did not. If you quit a seminary, you are a “would-have-been priest”; a broken engagement yields a “would-have-been spouse”. This grammar is “like a backpack you can never take off,” says Alejandra Peña, a former national museum director.”

Premise, meet illustration

Jon Stewart had an interview on Fox News Sunday with Chris Wallace where, as Jim Fallows rightly points out, “(What’s) most striking is Wallace’s either feigned or genuine inability to grasp the main point Stewart is making, and making not once but about ten times.”

That point, in a quote: “I think (the older news outlets’) bias is towards sensationalism and laziness.”

No sooner had Stewart said that, than Mike Arrington ran a piece where he illustrated it almost perfectly. The piece has just about zero news content. All it does is try to make a sensation out of the fact that Caterina Fake sometimes blogs her own version of a story before journalists/reporters/the press in general “breaks” it. (I put scare quotes there because of Jim’s book, Breaking the News, and the two-edged sword the word is.)

The sense of (dare I say it) fake sensationalism and self-justified outrage runs throughout the thing: “Sometimes a story is breaking so fast… that you have to write without contacting them first.” Um, no. You don’t “have” to, Mike. You choose to. You decide “breaking” the story is more important than getting it right.

And that’s before he gets into a lazy, completely unsourced, unsubstantiated personal attack on Fake, which is mostly there because… Well, because she’s gotten too uppity for Arrington’s tastes, and needs to be put in her place. Yeah, like he’s a source where such a screed is credible.

But, hey, it got on the page on Techmeme, so I guess that’s what’s important. And I suppose it lends credence to Arrington’s assertion he’s made in the past that he supports “disruption.” He may not write as if he values truth, accuracy, or honorable behavior, but he’s “disruptive” as all get out.