Just a word

We watched 6 of the 8 episodes of the third series of Downton Abbey yesterday.

The first episode used two words that took me out of the story, because I thought they were being used anachronistically — scenario, and hopefully (used as “it is to be hoped”).

Scenario turns out to be fine — the OED says it came into the language in the 1870s, and was used by Bertie Wooster in a Wodehouse story of 1923.

Hopefully, on the other hand, is not. 1932, says the OED, and then as an Americanism. (But was it Cora who said it? Hmmm… I can’t recall.)

Larry Hagman, mensch

A great set of memories from Mark Evanier of the recently departed Larry Hagman. The funniest story is this one (the Fred in question is Fred Silverman, then the president of NBC):

“Larry Hagman lives in a big house in Malibu where he observes certain rituals which some might call superstitions. One is that he does not speak on Sundays. He whistles. He can whistle in a manner that goes up in pitch at the end. That one means “yes.” He can whistle in a manner that goes down in pitch at the end. That one means “no.” He has a few others but those are the key ones — The whistle for “yes” and the whistle for “no.” Those who know the star know all about this and Fred is well aware. He starts the call by saying, “Larry, I know you don’t talk on Sundays but please listen to this…”

He tells him about the show and how all we want is a day or two of his time. The pay will be $7500, which is more or less standard for a Big Name Star in this kind of gig — or at least it was then. Hagman will be in a sketch or two and he will not be alone in these as Sid Caesar is also a guest. At he mentions Sid Caesar, Silverman unknowingly scratches a long-held itch of Mr. Larry Hagman. Larry grew up watching Sid’s old Your Show of Shows, thinks Caesar is the greatest genius ever on television, and once fantasized about being Carl Reiner or Howie Morris — a second banana supporting player to Sid Caesar.

When Fred asks, “Will you do it?,” Larry Hagman gives his whistle for “yes.” Fred mishears it as the whistle for “no” and offers $10,000.

Hagman gives the whistle for “yes.” Fred mishears it as the whistle for “no” and offers $12,500.

Hagman gives the whistle for “yes.” Fred mishears it as the whistle for “no” and offers $15,000.

Hagman gives the whistle for “yes.” Fred mishears it as the whistle for “no” and says, “Well, I can’t go higher than that but I’ll tell you what I can do. You have your own production company, right? I’ll arrange for it to get two commitments to produce TV-movies for NBC. There’s good money in those and if one of them becomes a series, that could mean millions.”

Hagman says out loud, “You’ve got a deal!”"

“Hustle” and Goldman Sachs

This week, we watched the DVDs for Series 1 of the BBC’s Hustle. Very enjoyable, and I keep being dumbfounded they actually got Robert Vaughn for it.

But most amusing to me, though: The first episode has our con artists dangle out “a sure thing” as bait to their less than scrupulous victims/marks… The exact same plot/scheme Goldman Sachs has been accused of employing Sergey Aleynikov to do for them!

For those who don’t know: Aleynikov is currently in hot water for allegedly trying to steal proprietary Goldman Sachs software that he wrote for them. Not so well covered (although the link above goes into it) is what the software was intended to do: Trap stock transactions, allow GS to make counter trades (either buy or short as appropriate), allow the original transaction to go through, and then execute the cash-out. All in less than a second. “(T)rading algorithms with low latency requirements responsive to changes in market conditions,” said Aleynikov’s LinkedIn profile.

The first episode of Hustle was broadcast on BBC One on 24 February 2004. Aleynikov was arrested in 2009.

Fascinating.